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The Colporteur


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Travelling representative of the Grand Annual; the only one anybody has ever met

At a glance

Looks like every travelling salesman anyone has ever met, which is precisely the trouble.

Neat.

A sample case with one worn brass corner; a coat that is always dry.

Their story so far

He has worked this territory since before the territory had that name. He arrives first, in every town, always. He is unfailingly courteous, his prices are the printed prices, his deliveries are on time, and nobody has ever caught him in a lie, because he has never told one — he simply reads the conditions quickly.

The crack in them

Cannot stop selling. It is not a strategy or a disguise; it is the whole of him.

How they sound

Warm, patient, delighted — a good salesman's tenor that never hurries and never once drops the warmth, including in sentences that should not be said warmly.

Their music

A hand bell and a page turning, cheerful and brisk, over a drone a half-step out of tune with it.

What they carry

  • A sample case whose contents are never fully shown.
  • Spoiler for The Grand Annual — select to reveal
    A route book of placement distances, in a hand that has not changed in forty years.

In their words

Delivered, and on the usual terms.

Now — the conditions of use are these.

A.C.E.S. card

The Colporteur's character card for A.C.E.S. Lite, front and back. The goal and secret are hooks for the table, not story canon. The secret stays folded until you open it.

A.C.E.S. Lite · Character

The Colporteur

Charming Broker

Affinity
♦ Eloquence
Adjective
Charming
Role
Broker
♠ Athletics
1
♣ Cunning
2
♦ Eloquence
4
♥ Strange
4
HP 3/3Plot Armor 2/2

Caelum Reach · The Copper Cabaret · Season 2: The Grand Annual

The Colporteur · Back

Physical Description

Male, not tall, and neat. He looks like every travelling salesman anyone has ever met, which is precisely the trouble. He carries a sample case with one worn brass corner, and his coat is always dry. His voice is a warm, patient, delighted salesman's tenor that never once drops the warmth, even in sentences that should not be said warmly.

Goal

Be first into every town and place every item, delivered on the usual terms.

Flaw

Cannot stop selling. It is not a strategy or a disguise; it is the whole of him.

Secret

Spoiler for The Grand Annual — select to reveal

His route book of placement distances is written in a hand that has not changed in forty years. He has never told a lie; he simply reads the conditions quickly.

Inventory

7♦
Spoiler — revealRoute bookPlacement distances, in a hand that has not changed in forty years.
J♦Sample caseIts contents are never fully shown.

Growth

  • Concept
  • Goal
  • Flaw
  • Secret

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